Total Medals Earned: 1,008 (From 149 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,165 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 4/10 (125/500 points)
Cleaned the Toilet
Unlocked the Safe
Stopped Laying Around
Left the Bedroom
Unlocked the Garage
Played Beautiful Music
Escaped the Estate
Escaped the Estate in 10 Minutes
Revisited the Basement
Escaped the Estate in 5 Minutes
Medals Earned: 5/7 (230/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Find all 18 FAILs.
...or do you?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/9 (180/330 points)
Buy whiskey for your mum.
Return the frisbee to the lazy kids.
Return the dog to the blind man.
Find the seeds to give to Pearl.
Dat cow dun be tippered.
Pick 21 strawberries from the strawberry field in 12 seconds.
Build a friend for $24.99
Medals Earned: 4/9 (35/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/170 points)
Score a 100x multiplier or better.
There is much to be discovered in the Wild West...
Finish the game.
Score a 500x multiplier or better.
Finish the game without crashing.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/125 points)
Beat first 3 levels
Collect 10 stars
Beat first 7 levels
Beat all levels
Collect 20 stars
Collect all 30 stars
Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/140 points)
Push all the buttons
Finish the game
call 911 or 112
Insert wrong floppy disc 5 times
Call a random number
Listen to all tracks on tape
Listen to all hotline options
Really listen to ALL the options
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 18/18 (385/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!