Wow look at that trophy shine. It's heaps better that that trophy "world's best lover" I have at home. I really hadn't prepared a speech but I'd like to thank myself for making it and myself for never giving up on the project. I mean there were times when I thought "wow this is so gay no one will watch this shit" but then I'd just walk into the room and remind myself with a hug, that the project was good and all my doubts were in my head alone. God I'm great. I really don't know what I'd do without me. Thanks me. This one's for you!
But this speech isn't all thankyous. I have an important announcement to make. Please quiet down. I know many of you have heard the rumors and yes. I'm confirming them tonight. Now that I've achieved the greatest award any artist can win and also made millions upon millions of dollars from it, millions which will continue to accumulate in my bank account long after I have passed, I no longer have any reason to continue working in this business. Yes this is my resignation speech. From this point onward I will no longer be the most coveted animator, writer, director, voice actor, musician as well as many other positions but instead I will be moving into politics.
This year I will be competing against the current President of the Milkyway Galaxy, Zaphod Beeblebrox. I trust you will all vote for me. If you do I will give you a dollar and promise not to turn our government into a Dictatorship so I can never be voted out of that position.
Again, domo arigato.
RobThanatos
OMIGAWD
...can, can I... can I touch it?
Sticky
No.