Score: 4

"I liked it when monty python did it"

submission: Boo sketch

date: November 11, 2009

You haven't actually added anything to the joke or animated it that well. The joke is exactly the same as how it appeared on Flying Circus.

Score: 2

"Incredible amounts of nub."

submission: Ball Busters

date: November 29, 2008

For anyone that happens to come across this page, here's a list of reasons why you'll probably not make it through this flash.

Sticks.
No tweens but instead poor fbf.
That really annoying multi-coloured paint brush text no one can read.
No plot.
Poor, nearly incomprehensible voices.
Broken preloader.

It's obviously one of your first flashes so points for trying. And yeah I'm only reviewing this because nobody else has.

Score: 8

"I love it."

submission: Draw Your Own Cartoon

date: November 29, 2008

Nice, original idea (as far as I know). Seemed to work pretty well. Only complaint might be to raise the music volume and generally clean the flash up. Give it a bit more shine; professionalism.

Of coarse the real reason I love this flash so much is because I predictably drew a missive cock and balls and am having endless lulz watching it jump about.

Score: 1

"This actually passed?"

submission: What is love-haddaway

date: November 20, 2008

But it's just a lip sync test!

I mean the lip sync is actually alright but it's hardly interesting to watch as what it is. Yes that song rocks but it's not like you made it so no points there.

What I can't understand is why you didn't even bother to center the guy's head instead choosing to place him so high he's off the screen and leave all that empty space.

I don't hold any grudges for not finishing the whole song it's pretty long but you could have atleast put a bit more into this flash (eg background, a body for the character).

Score: 5

"It was just ok."

submission: Overbite

date: November 2, 2008

It's pretty strange. The second half is actually funny but the start is kind of difficult to follow due to looking at a wall for most of it. The drawings were also just ok. It would be better if there was more movement other than simply tweening hand drawn pictures or even just more pictures in the flash.

Score: 10

"This is great!"

submission: duck.game

date: October 30, 2008

I always loved watching duck.fla's dancing and now I have this game which just completely immerses me in his world. It's like I'm right there dancing alongside him.

Some of the levels are pretty hard though. Maybe you should lower the difficulty level or at least have other difficulty settings.

Score: 8

"Very fun game."

submission: Karoshi:Suicide Salaryman

date: October 3, 2008

From the way it looks and plays I'm going to assume it's been made in gamemaker and exported to flash. For gamemaker it's really pretty impressive. I could never get that program to do anything good.

The puzzles were very creative too. The only one I couldn't figure out on my own was number 9. I think I did it properly in the end but I think that level really did need an info box.
You managed to take away about a half an hour of my life. Good job!

Score: 9

"Does this count towards my VCE revision?"

submission: Weapons Maths Destruction

date: September 29, 2008

I really got hooked quickly. Mostly because thinking quickly to solve simple equations is a skill I lack severely due to over reliance on my T1-89 Calculator. Who knows maybe if I play this game long enough I'll start thinking quicker and be able to score better on my exams.
Of coarse I could also spend time actually learning the course instead of playing games =S
I was really surprised when those quadratic equations came up as well.

Anyway very nice job at making maths exciting though it really pissed me off when I answered a question right only to find the bastard fired a single un-avoidable shot before I annihilated him.

Score: 10

"ARH!"

submission: Maverick

date: September 13, 2008

I shot the pig by accident before I could read what it had to say!

Score: 2

"COCK JOKE"

submission: DBZ is Gay ! - Mutoniatus

date: August 5, 2008

Gotta say, not that funny.

Like I find a regular episode of DBZ pretty funny but all you've done here is replaced their names with something to do with cocks and added giant cocks to everyone so they can have a shitty little cock fight.

Basically what I'm saying here is just adding cocks to everything makes one hell of a shit cartoon.