Score: 0

"Definitely broken or just plain crap"

submission: Crack the code!

date: October 12, 2008

Also the code wasn't 4 8 15 16 23 42 so obviously the thing is broke.

Score: 8

"Very fun game."

submission: Karoshi:Suicide Salaryman

date: October 3, 2008

From the way it looks and plays I'm going to assume it's been made in gamemaker and exported to flash. For gamemaker it's really pretty impressive. I could never get that program to do anything good.

The puzzles were very creative too. The only one I couldn't figure out on my own was number 9. I think I did it properly in the end but I think that level really did need an info box.
You managed to take away about a half an hour of my life. Good job!

Score: 9

"Does this count towards my VCE revision?"

submission: Weapons Maths Destruction

date: September 29, 2008

I really got hooked quickly. Mostly because thinking quickly to solve simple equations is a skill I lack severely due to over reliance on my T1-89 Calculator. Who knows maybe if I play this game long enough I'll start thinking quicker and be able to score better on my exams.
Of coarse I could also spend time actually learning the course instead of playing games =S
I was really surprised when those quadratic equations came up as well.

Anyway very nice job at making maths exciting though it really pissed me off when I answered a question right only to find the bastard fired a single un-avoidable shot before I annihilated him.

Score: 0

"Oh come on"

submission: Doctor Whom: Intro

date: September 13, 2008

I got all excited for nothing. I spent more time reading your comments than watching the movie and in the end it was just a tweened movieclip of the TARDIS.

Seriously, nobody wants to watch the title sequence. Just make the damn movie.

Score: 10

"ARH!"

submission: Maverick

date: September 13, 2008

I shot the pig by accident before I could read what it had to say!

Score: 2

"COCK JOKE"

submission: DBZ is Gay ! - Mutoniatus

date: August 5, 2008

Gotta say, not that funny.

Like I find a regular episode of DBZ pretty funny but all you've done here is replaced their names with something to do with cocks and added giant cocks to everyone so they can have a shitty little cock fight.

Basically what I'm saying here is just adding cocks to everything makes one hell of a shit cartoon.

Score: 6

"I don't get it..."

submission: Deathgore

date: June 8, 2008

Violent for the sake of being violent? Kind of didn't have a point. Felt like a much poorer version of madness really. A really poor version where the protagonist only has to walk through his enemies to kill them.

I can't say I liked this flash at all. Which is strange given it's apparently your favorite. Go back to making me laugh :D

Score: 6

"Seemed like it could be good at the start."

submission: The Mario Kart Showdown

date: June 6, 2008

Your lyrics were alright but seemed a little samey after awhile. I would have expected you to add more variety to the characters racing in the song given the song you are parodying is only really funny because it makes so many references. Basically you seemed to reference Donkey Kong a tad too much.

Also your singing was emotionless and dragged down my overall enjoyment of the flash. Probably should have gotten somebody else to sing.

Score: 10

"It's a chair alright."

submission: 3d chair

date: April 20, 2008

This flash certainly delivers.

Score: 8

"Repeat."

submission: Charlie the Unicorn 2

date: April 16, 2008

Wow, it's like exactly the same story as the first one. That reason alone hurts this flash so much. Personally I didn't think Charlie the Unicorn needed a sequel at all since the first just hit all the right notes.

This flash clearly have more skill in it with far nicer graphics than its predecessor. Really the only problem with this flash is that it is too much like the last and because the last was such a huge hit this flash has impossible expectations weighing on it.

I'm actually wondering why Jason didn't just make an entirely new flash involving unicorns for you. (And what happened to your birthday presents for the last two years?)